Tarzan
Camp
Tarzan,
Was swinging from a rubber band,
Crashed into a frying pan,
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Jane,
Was flying in an aeroplane,
Crashed into a freeway lane,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Cheeta,
Was dancing to the beata,
Crashed into the streeta,
Now Cheeta is Velveta,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Tiff,
Was going out with Biff,
Tiff took a whiff of Biff,
Now Tiff doesn’t like Biff,
Now cheeta is Velveta,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Shamu,
Was swimming in the ocean blue,
Crashed into a red canoe,
Now Shamu’s gonna sue,
Now Tiff doesn’t like Biff,
Now Cheeta is Velveta,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.